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~19 Aug 2008 ~ 07:19pm~

faetal
went for a walk in the park. In the rain. While obviously so pregnant that the general public is fearful of me.
I did about 3 laps around our little park, which google pedometer thingie says is a bit less than a mile.

A nice (obviously native northwest) couple with two youngish boys talked to me, we laughed about late pregnancy and how I looked determined to "walk it out".

I felt like I could have walked a lot longer, but the rain was becoming irritating... I'd not brought water, and my bladder was starting to protest the whole thing.

the funny thing I forget is that exercise is exercise wether you're pregnant or not. It got EASIER after I warmed up. Makes me wonder what awesome physical feats I could have done while pregnant had I not given up before I was warmed up so many times.

My back hurts a lot. I cant tell if its contraction related or just exercise soreness.
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My first published work. ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 06:45pm~

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~morgan_craft~

I'm very pleased to announce that my first professional novel has just been published . A brief synopsis:

For fifteen years, the young prince Morgan Craft was raised among royalty in the angelic kingdom of Moralvia. But a terrible act of betrayal thrusts him into an unfamiliar world where he encounters a group of rebellious citizens bent upon usurping his family’s legacy. Soon, Morgan is made aware of an ancient legend that tells of an angel possessed of divine powers strong enough to reshape the kingdom and bring their creator back to the world. The young prince is forced to make a choice about his own future, which may decide the fate of all angelkind…

Check out the cover art at the Barnes & Noble website, if you're interested:
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Reign/Tristan-Day/e/9781606721001/?itm=1

I'm a new author, so I'm still trying to build up a strong readership. If you're interested, please order a copy. I would appreciate it more than you know. Thanks all! :)

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Perfect Sqwerlsportation Choice ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 06:18pm~
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This little car is too big.

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This little skateboard it too small.

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THIS LIL' PINK SCOOTER IS JUST RIGHT!

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Sqwerl photos by Candy P.

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~19 Aug 2008 ~ 09:27pm~

splodefromcute

~countesscain~


And then... )
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262: i thank You God ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 08:52pm~

exceptindreams
“i thank You God”
e.e. cummings

i thank You God for most this amazing
day:for the leaping greenly spirits of trees
and a blue true dream of sky;
and for everything
which is natural which is infinite
which is yes
(i who have died am alive again today,
and this is the sun's birthday;
this is the birth
day of life and of love and wings:
and of the gay
great happening illimitably earth)
how should tasting touching hearing seeing
breathing any-lifted from the no
of all nothing-human merely being
doubt unimaginable You?
(now the ears of my ears awake and
now the eyes of my eyes are opened)
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Brennan, Marie: Warrior and Witch ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 08:34pm~

bookish

~calico_reaction~
Warrior and Witch
Writer: Marie Brennan
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 420

It's been a while since I read the first book of this duology, Doppelganger (or now titled Warrior thanks to the re-release), but I'm glad I finally got around the conclusion (also titled, thanks to the re-release, as Witch). Brennan's prose has improved with this second book, and the problems I had with Doppelganger I don't have with Warrior and Witch, which made me quite a happy camper. And I will add that I feel these books are best read back-to-back. Doppelganger stands on its own, but really, these two books make up a whole, and it's important to read them in order to get the whole story.

The premise: when a witch is born, a doppelganger is created. In order for that witch to achieve her full powers, the doppelganger MUST be killed, or the witch's magic will spin out of control and kill them both. Only Mirei has found a way out of this bloody tradition, and not everyone is so accepting of the change of rules. The witching community has divided, one side determined to embrace Mirei and her new magic, and the other side determined to destroy not only Mirei, but all the other doppelgangers as well. Mirei must protect these girls while trying to help mend the rift between the two camps, and stay alive in the process. Because her new magic is killing her.

The full review, with spoilers, may be found in my LJ. As always, comments and discussion are most welcome.

REVIEW: Marie Brennan's WARRIOR AND WITCH

Happy Reading! :)
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'Tiddy' Bear? Sign me UP ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 03:25pm~
cuteoverload

This is beyond redonk, People. Alert viewer Matthew McCurtisons found this one. Introducing a product you don't need with a ridiculous name! Total overload.

I'm ordering two faster than you can say 'shoulder strap ap ap ap ap ap'

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~19 Aug 2008 ~ 03:23pm~

faetal
I went to the store, spent wayyy too much.
Everyone looked so nervous to have me there, seriously, people rushing to get out of my way, women glancing nervously at my belly.
dude.
They think I'm going to explode and shoot innards and amniotic fluid all over them.
thats it right? they're afraid I'm going to be a biohazard?
they're afraid if they make a misstep that my pregnancy hormones are going to send me raging into a fit of fury and fingernails?
seriously.

this tea tastes like crap. I'm so tired of you Organic Pregnancy Tea. I am also tired of red raspberry leaf tea (especially this old crap that I brewed up really strong to get rid of, yuck, it tastes dusty)

I want a beer, or a glass of delicious juice that isnt diluted to lower the carb count. I want bubble tea, or some jamba juice. I want to eat an odwalla bar and not worry that it has the same amount of carbs in it that i'm supposed to be eating for dinner right now.
I dont even feel like these wants are too abnormal. I'm not saying I want to eat a bag of sugar, or take a spoon to a tub of store bought chocolate frosting.. I just want to feel normal.. normal.

I cant wait to escape to the gym every now and again.

We may be house buying soon and unfortunately even though the gym has been so very good for us, it's one of our only "luxuries" that we could cut back on to have more monthly monies. Netflix and Organic Produce delivery would also go, but seriously, as far as luxuries, we're pretty... non luxurious. We could go eat at restaurants every 4 months instead of every 2. and not get take out/subway/fastfood once every week or two.. that'd save a few dollars I suppose.

meh.

I tell myself that I can somehow fund raise enough monthly if I get on the ball that I can pay for gym, produce delivery, and some amount of extras. If I could make $100 a month or so I'd cover most of that. Truthfully I think we'd be better of if I found some sort of part time weekend job... but thats my only Joel time!!!

Life makes me want to cry sometimes.
Not really, in a rational mindset I'm really excited about all these exciting impending life changes. I'm just feeling frustrated and stagnant at this moment in time.
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Helena's first day... ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 05:04pm~

ministry_slut
~ mood ~ exhausted ~

Wow. Helena started 1st grade today in her new school, Coulterville Elementary. And she got to ride the bus! Yeah, we do live 2 miles down the road, the same exact road, from the school, but she was so excited about it that we let her ride it. So, I have heard from many people that the first day they put their kid on the bus, they follow it to school. I laughed and laughed when I heard about this practice. So, as geeky parents we filmed her first wait for the bus and entrance of said bus. The bus driver had told me to be out there at 7:15 and he would be there by 7:20-25. Because Helena was sooooooooo squirrely and ready to go, we got to the end of our drive at 7:02. yep. We had to hang out for 25 min. Anyways, as a joke, I asked Charlie after she got on the bus, "you wanna follow it?" Charlie: "Are you serious?" Me: "Well, I have the keys right here."
So we did. Then we parked across the street from the school and watched Helena get off the bus, play in the school yard for a bit, line up for class, and go into the building. She was the cutest!!!

She was back home by 11am cause of a short first day. Umm...yeah...we taped that too.
*sheepish grin*
Tomorrow is her first full day and she may even get homework!
Charlie and I start next Tues.

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~19 Aug 2008 ~ 09:32pm~

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~sphelx~
"Polarbear loves sled dog"

Page title says it all really
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Let's check in on Mr. Flapper ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 12:40pm~
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Let's see, there's a fistful of fluff:

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A napping duckeh wearing a diaper;

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And a trip the vet in the duck carrier!?

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OK. Things seem to be going as planned. Tiffany Y. over at Mr. Flapper.com

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~19 Aug 2008 ~ 01:10pm~

faetal
Just incase baby felt it didnt have adequate accessories I've crocheted it another hat. (I have a billion newborn hats in various cloth and an adorable hand knit from Sally, but none that were made by mom until now)


bear hats make babies come out right??

forgive the crappy photo. its dark.
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faerie costume/tutu? ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 03:06pm~

faeriefashion

~beadylady~
~ mood ~ confused ~

Hi, everyone: I am new to this community. I am not quite sure where to turn here. In October, I am going to an art retreat in Connecticut. One night we are having a "prom" to which we can wear whatever we want. I saw a tutorial on flickr for a no-sew tutu, where you tie lengths of tulle around a ribbon or elastic around your waist. Then I saw this woman's custom-made ones, and asked her about them. She said the no-sews will fall apart. I'm not sure I care if they fall apart or not--this is "just for fun."

Does anyone have any suggestions, either for an inexpensive one someone can make, or directions for a tutorial other than what's on flickr? I want a floor length one in alternating red and black. Also, what should I wear on top and underneath? A cami and leggings?

Thanks!!!

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Tweets for Today ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 01:02pm~

lifeofreilly
  • 22:40 289 miles to los angeles #
  • 23:39 Oh the work was hard and the wages low... #
  • 23:48 Lift him up and carry him along, fire marengo, fire away #
  • 23:50 206 miles to Los Angeles and guess who found his sea chanty CD? #
  • 00:20 163... Hard on the beach oar, she moves too slow. Way down to shoreleave town on OHIO #
  • 00:59 The freeway signs are telling me the 5 is closed at Castaic. I have a bad feeling about this. 123 miles to los angeles #
  • 02:13 Just my luck. They have *CLOSED* the 5 Freeway southbound from 11pm until 4am. I have no idea how this is going to work out. #
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OK, I might have a problem ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 10:55am~
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I've tried Bun Watchers, Bunny Craig, BunniFast, living at a hutch at Kirstie Alley's—nothing has worked.

It's Nom City, People, population 1.

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Poor Chloe the bun is redefining 'feed bag'. Thanks, BeautifulSoul.

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~19 Aug 2008 ~ 10:48am~

faetal
* Why does Laurel REEK??
* Why is my mother not here?
* Why cant I shake the nausea?
* Why are my proportions so exaggerated that I look unreal?
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bloodsugars unknown. Letter to Baby ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 08:20am~

faetal
We always joked that my Mother had the most inhospitable womb ever and that since she would not FEED me in utero (she could usually only keep saltine crackers down) That I was really interested in GETTING OUT.
I was only 5 pounds 4 oz. The docs felt I was a full term baby but mom thought I was a month early by her calculations.

I gained weight immediately after getting out of there.



But I, Maybe out of spite of my own beginnings, have grown the most comfortable womb alive. My babies seem not interested at ALL in exiting my body.


I'm feeling more and more frustrated every day.
The daily frustration is that the battery on my blood glucose meter suddenly died and I DONT WANT TO REPLACE IT. I dont want to look and see what kind of battery it is, I dont want to go buy batteries with Laurel during the day when I can hardly handle her in the house. I dont want to spend money on a device I dont want to deal with anymore. (I know, I'll still need it after delivery for a few more weeks for a few random tests, but STILL)

Tomorrow is produce delivery day, and you know what?? I DONT CARE if it sits on our porch for hours because we're at the hospital.


Dear Baby:
No offense, I've enjoyed our time together, but PLEASE GET OUT. We can be together in new awesome ways that you've never imagined. You can meet your big sister, and Daddy, and Grandmas galore! You can learn the joys of nursing (and spitting up, and evacuating). Someday you will learn to smile and laugh! You'll have tickles! and someday when you have teeth maybe you can HAVE COOKIES AND CUPCAKES.
That sounds good right?? It may sound scary now, but I promise, it'll be good, JUST COME OUT!
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Review - The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao; Junot Diaz ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 09:38am~

bookish

~bloody_keri~

The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
Junot Diaz
Fiction, Contemporary Literature
 
After Junot Diaz’s collection of short stories was released some years ago, the eyes of the literary world waited, with much anticipation, for the results of his first full-length attempt.  By all accounts, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao did not disappoint and went on to win the 2008 Pulitzer Prize for long fiction. 
 
This story of a 300-lb, D&D loving, fantasy-adventure writing, Dominican nerdboy is funny, tragic, pitiful and sweet all at the same time.  Told through the voices of those who know him best, it is a wonderfully fleshed-out account of a young man’s life viewed from the many different angles and points that give us all our form, and never is it clearer than when driving home the point that no one of us is an island, and that no matter how we fight it, we are to some extent – more than most of us would probably like - products of our heritage, our upbringing, and the actions and words of those who love us - and, just as significantly or perhaps even more so, those who don’t. 
 
This book is all straight talk – nothing flowery here.  At times vulgar and crass, even a little shocking, it might make your eyes widen a few times, but at least it’s with feeling. I particularly enjoyed the viewpoint given by Lola, Oscar’s sister, as she rages with her dying mother, who is no less a controlling tyrant even when facing death.  If I were to express one wish to Mr. Diaz, it would be to write a companion novel just about Lola. 
 
I don’t think I’ve ever before read a novel where the subject matter varies so widely and vividly, from Oscar’s obsession with the fantasy genre to the brutal reign of Rafael Trujillo, the former president of the Dominican Republic. You might wonder how on earth these two subjects could meet in one book, but they do, and in a way that makes you see how inseparable they really are. The past figures so prevalently in the present – and the future, one presumes – that it can’t be ignored or glossed over. 
 
Many, like me, have puzzled over the name.  Oscar Wao?  Is he Asian?  I thought he was Dominican?  Does he have an Asian father?  Well, that question too is answered about halfway through, and like every other circumstance surrounding Oscar’s life, it’s both funny and a little sad, and not even close to what you probably think it is!
 
A good and thought-provoking read, in my opinion. Oscar is a character sure to stay with you for awhile. 

(x-posted)
  
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78 Multifandom ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 09:29am~

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~astranger_rose~


16 Kerouac quote icons H E R E @ [info]cerasparkles
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The Scent of Shadows by Vicki Pettersson (2007) ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 02:22pm~

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~thisplacehere~
In every major city, there are twelve people in each generation who form the Light troop of the Zodiac, individuals with extraordinary abilities of strength, healing and so forth, whose mission is to battle their Shadow counterparts, maintaining peace and balance. Casino heiress Joanna Archer discovers she is the First Sign of the Zodiac troop of Las Vegas, destined to lead them to victory over the Shadows -- and that her real father is the supernatural entity who leads Vegas's Shadow troop...

I may not have implied it very well in that synopsis, but this is actually pretty good -- better than many a book of its genre that I've previously encountered. This is mainly down to unexpected twists in plot and character that set things up nicely for the ongoing series. I wouldn't quite list it as a must-read (the second half lets the book down a bit), but it's worth a look if it sounds interesting to you.
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Про ЖЖ Волдеморта. Гипотетический. ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 04:45pm~

ffia
Эхм. У меня тут еще пачка ассоциаций лежит, и Тарковский неотсмотрен(с) комменты не отвечены, и куча других всяких разных обязательств, ноооо... Блин, больной-свиньизм не лечится. В смысле, если человек - больная свинья, то он от этого не излечится и будет вместо своих прямых обязательстф писать пост про ЖЖ Волдеморта. То есть, сам по себе больной-свиньизм, конечно, лечится, но это требует больших усилий со стороны самой больной свиньи, а она не будет прилагать усилий, потому что больная свинья. Да, кстати, про больную свинью - это inside joke. Не парьтесь.

В общем, я к чему.

Еду я сегодня в маршрутке на работу и думаю. А думаю я о ЖЖ Волдеморта, каким бы он, ЖЖ, мог быть. Понятно, что френдз-онли, да. Во френдах - одни Пожиратели, конечно. Причем самого Волдеморта наверняка ужасно парит то, что он вынужден называть эту кучку сущездв френдами, но с чем ни смиришься, лишь бы гадостный Дамблдор ближайших планов не вызнал. Некоторые посты, впрочем, остаются в открытом доступе - в надежде на то, что гадостный Дамблдор все-таки зайдет почитает. Но Дамблдор не заходит, у него для этого Снейп есть. Волдеморт, правда, в глубине души считает, что Дамблдор таки заходит. Просто у него счетчика нет и проверить он не может. Он не знает, как счетчик работает, а спросить стыдно. Evil genius, все-таки, не хрен свинячий. А в тех открытых постах он все больше пишет о том, какой он гений и маладетс и как далеко зашел по дорожке бессмертия. Все такие посты у него в избранном, потому что достойны сохранения в веках. Ну, или ему так кажется. А еще они большие и тупые, знаете, из серии ниасилил, многабукф. И без ката, конечно. Потому что катом Волдеморт пользоваться тоже не умеет. А ну и что, что не умеет, зато он Аваду Кедавру освоил.

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Fox makeup ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 09:04am~

faeriefashion

~elven_sphinx~
Hi, I'm going to be doing my friend's makeup for the up-coming King Richard's Renaissance Fest. here in a few weeks. She's going for a fantasy fox look and so I'm wondering what kind of makeup ideas or pics. you may have that I could use for inspiration?
-We've already played around with the look once and it came out alright but I feel like it's missing something...dramatic.

Any help please?

Thanks ahead of time!:)


~Sphinx
http://EMasqueradeGallery.deviantart.com
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finally ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 03:05am~

lifeofreilly
After road closures, freeway closures, hellish bay area traffic, and so much caffeine that I think i'm going to be sick, and 700 miles- I'm home.

Do Not Disturb.
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Порция ассоциаций №2. ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 01:40pm~

ffia
Я же говорила, что я взяла се целое ведро ассоциаций! Вот от [info]ov_20, к примеру, у меня ассоциации такие:
Испания, Свуносвин, казахский, рабство, чай

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And Now, This Cute Olympics Update ~19 Aug 2008 ~ 12:32am~
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BEIJING -- In Guinea Pig men's doubles today, the Dutch team suffered a stunning setback when teammate Pyetr Van Dingledangledongle got the ball stuck in his mouth and was volleyed for over a minute before judges ended the match.   Reached for comment later, Van Dingledangledongle said "Mrhhph ghlrrfph thr fhlprrgth, sthllrth ig blurrpth."

I'll be fine; just get me a really big toothpick.

We LOVE heem, Camilla S.

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